Ooooooooooh, God.

That was a massive sigh, by the way. I’ve got an event coming up that I’d like you all to come to. If you like. But it’s on Tuesday 13th of October. That’s this Tuesday, viewers! If you are reading it before this Tuesday, anyway. Otherwise it was last Tuesday. Or today. Or… hang on, this is giving me a nosebleed. I know how Marty McFly felt now.

Anyway, the event is that I’m showing two films at The Sunflower Lounge on Smallbrook Queensway in Birmingham City Centre. So come along and you can watch The Life Acquatic With Steve Zisou and Jaws. Two films that aren’t about what you think they are. There will be a comprehension exercise afterwards.

I would like to insist that everyone who attends orders seafood pizza to get right into the spirit of things.

It’s free and there is fuck all else to do on Tuesday. And YOU’RE not doing anything, anyway. It’s not as if you’ve got any fucking plans, is it?