13th September
2009
You, the internet, have been fooled somehow. This shark-eyed cunt:
This man hates you.
…is not funny. Not in the least. He’s not clever, witty or incisive. He’s not even a good public speaker. He stutters and stammers and laughs over his every inane proclamation. And he hates you, can’t you tell? While we are at it, Peter Kay, Britain’s favourite pointer out of the fucking obvious isn’t funny, either.
Jerry Sadowitz
…and he hates you, too.
With apologies to Ray Peacock and rib-faced-toddler-tickler Ed Gamble.
Be seeing you…
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Why the fuck are you not God?
I often ask myself that. But I’m not God. I’m honestly not. I know that if God where to turn up, he would probably be really humble and claim not to be God, But I swear I’m not.
Also, to anyone who is not Tamsin, I do not know her and I honestly did not post that myself.
And to Tamsin, hey, how you doin?
xx
ahaha.
I am doing wonderful, thank you.
Yourself?
If you’re who I think you are, I think I used to bump into you in such places as VINTAGE Warehouse and the Rainbow.
Asif I met God.
I probably am who you think I am. Except much more handsome. I do frequent those establishments. Take care not to blow my secret identity.
Which everyone knows.
xx
Jerry Sadowitz is a God. I imagine he’s also a cunt but I also imagine this is deliberate rather than accidental.
…walks off applauding wdam again
Oh, I shall try!
take care WolfMonkGod.
xx
Hey I never asked for this adoration, but truth will out.
Additionally, it seems that I have found my viewers level. They don’t care about Hollyoaks, the Bible or music or any of the other shit I write about, they just want me to explode popular misconceptions.
I wouldn’t mind but as I hope I pointed out, I stole this idea from Ray Peacock. Follow the link up there, download his podcast, join his Facebook group and tell him I sent you.
xx
Deal.