We have discussed blogs before, haven’t we? And we came to the conclusion that every single one of them on the internet (because there are some available by semaphore, still. And some you can only get at butchers) is fucking rubbish. Yeah? You remember that? Except all the ones that I say are good, which are good and the exceptions that prove the rule. Look at the very, very bottom of this page if you want to find out what they are… No, lower. Lower. Right at the bottom. No, it’s alright, we’ll wait if you want to go and check them out.
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You’re back? Good. They are alright, aren’t they? You’ve probably noticed that they all have one thing in common, they are not quite as good as Wolfdisguisedasmonk. Well that’s because this is not a blog, it’s a website. I would explain why but, y’know. Can’t be arsed.

Some pornographies, yesterday

Anyway, by way of introduction, here are some more blogs that are alright, like. The thing that these ones have in common is that they are all, in some way, connected to the pornographic industry. They aren’t that dirty, don’t fret none, I am merely giving them their own little section so that you can see that just because you get poked in the bottom with a willy, or you jizz off over ladies chops for a living, you aren’t necessarily better, funnier, or more entertaining than me. Although you probably are (Incidentally, if you are one of the people from those sites, Hello! How are you? I am fine. Why not get in touch or write about me in a desultory and off hand manner. Perhaps you could concentrate on the clear mental and self-worth problems I demonstrate?).

So look at this lot and tell them I sent you, yeah?

Indie Undies associated with the awesome Popporn, this blog allows ordinary members of the public (that’s you!) and world renowned *ahem* writers *ahem* (that’s me!) send in pictures of themselves in their pants. Why would anyone on Earth wish to do that? I hear you cry. Well, if you are a boy (and I am so I know) you can jam a few slices of white bread down your briefs and briefly feel good about your fragile life, before once again trying to summon up the courage to slash your arms to the bone. If you are a girl then you are doing a service to the countless boys and men out there who will steal your picture and use it to portray their alter ego on sex chat rooms, wanking, chatting to other fellas pretending to be girls (remember, all men are men, all women are men, and all teenaged girls are forty-two year old virgin males who live with their mums and collect science-fiction memorabillia.). And they have competitions from time to time so you can find out exactly and unflinchingly what other people think of you in a base popularity contest. And, irritatingly, Brian Street Team won the last boys one cos he got his mates to vote for him AND he’s shagged Joanna Angel And he does sex on ladies in pornos anyway. Some times life is a shithouse, innit?

Brian Street Team Okay, so he looks like he should be in ska nearly-rans [Spunge], and he probably does own a Rancid album or two but it’s not a bad read. Especially if you want to grind your teeth to powder in impotent rage, looking at the things he gets up to, like how he celebrated his 25th birthday. He seems to dick about and ferry pornstars around for a living and to be honest, I’m so jealous I can’t see. I don’t know what I did on my 25th, but I certainly didn’t spend it with Joanna Angel.

Joanna Angel Close personal friend of mine, Joanna Angel (Most famous for this interview right here) keeps a genuinely funny and well written tale of adventures, woes and, let’s call it what it is, shameless advertorials. It is worth peeping at but it just makes me wonder where she finds the time. And makes me realise that if I were sexier, I’d probably get more viewers.

Josie Jacobs Another whipper snapper with a charmed life and one of my current obsessions. Well knocked together, informative blog from an industry insider. It wouldn’t hurt to be a little bit cheekier and perhaps she could take herself a little less seriously, crack a smile maybe, but then, what do I know? Even with my millions of adoring fans no one comments on my blog website. The best thing about this blog is something I have only just noticed. Have a look at the Phoenix Askani article, who’s that chap there? unless I’m very much mistaken it’s Darren from off of Hollyoaks! So that’s how he is going to get back at Cindy after her getting off with Tony. Interesting development.

Annette Schwarz I don’t read this one that often because her grasp of English is, to be charitable, flimsy at best (Yeah, how good’s your German, eh, Wolfdisguisedassocalledmonk? Alright, point taken, fuck off, yeah?) But, if you have seen any of her footage you will know that a) She prefers the more extreme end of the pornographic spectrum and b) she is an absolute fucking maniac. And therefore anything she says is worth listening to. It is amazing stuff. Have a read for yourself and then track down her movies. I mean, not if you are at work, like, obviously.

Some extreme pornography, yesterday

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