Exploding Popular Misconceptions

Welcome back to what appears to be the most popular section of the blog website, which in the interests of full disclosure I must again admit to not inventing, but stealing the entire concept from Peacock And Gamble (who you should really check out if you haven’t already. Tell them I sent you… not that they know me.).

This week, Ugg Boots.

Ugg boots are not flattering. Not to anyone. Not at all. I don’t care who you are or what you look like, or even if you are Japanese (of which more, and later) who seem to be the principle offenders. Please realise, they are furry wellies and do not even function like wellies. Try wearing them in the rain. That’s two hundred quid down the fucking drain.

So to recap, if you want to look like you are hiding hideously malformed feet the knock yourself out, spend two hundred quid on them. Otherwise buy something else. Anything.

Some arsehole in Ugg boots, yesterday

Incidentally, I don’t know that shitstain in the photo, it was stolen from off of the internets. If it’s you, fuck you you cunt, you shouldn’t have posted a photo of yourself looking like a cunt for the world to see. Whoever you are, if you wear Ugg boots, you look like this twat.

Be seeing you…