Arts and Crafts

In response to all the viewers (Heather) who requested, nay, demanded a photograph of the sewing I did the other day, I have finally worked out (which is to say: I have been shown, and subsequently forgotten) how to put a picture on to the computer.

And there it is. Here you find him settling down to watch an episode of Hollyoaks, specifically the one where Max died. He didn’t really mind that Max died because he found him a bit sanctimonious most of the time. He only wished that Tom had died too, what with him being endlessly infuriating and a shit actor to boot. Truly he displays a breathtaking lack of depth, nuance and subtlety rarely seen since that bitch who died whilst sucking her brother off in a lorry [they didn't show that bit but read between the lines, man. He was only driving a car. How hard can that be?]).

So anyway, the cut and thrust of this is that the bear currently has no name (except maybe Nobbly Bear, which is the name he answers to currently) and it is up to you viewers (Heather) to name him. THIS IS A COMPETITION AND THERE WILL BE A PRIZE. The actual genuine prize will, unfortunately, not be redeemable in this life but will be a voucher entitling the holder to an eternity of peace in the next world*. Good luck all (Heather).

Oh yeah, I suppose you enter by clicky clicky clicky. Or tell me next time you see me (Heather).

*There is no cash alternative offered. The judges decision is final. All rights reserved, all wrongs reversed.

(I am sorry to report that I have gone and lost this here picture of the bear when the blog got all shuffled up and that. Suffice to say it was pretty fucking awesome. Why not take another picture? Can’t be bothered.)